Quests
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SAMINATOR
Save the future, solve the mystery of plasma fishing!
Catch Fish (or Boots!)
Saminator 1/10: I made it! Who... who are you, Trovian? You would know me... yes I think you would. I'm Saltwater Sam. In this time, you'd know me as a merchant in your Hub. I've come back in time to prevent my future from happening. Will you help me? Can you? I mean, can you even fish?
Find the Source of their Power
Saminator 2/10: Well caught! You are worthy of this task.
When you are ready, use this portal to the future. I gave you a few spares. My future is full of... killer parrot pirate cyborgs. I know it sounds strange but you must believe me. We can stop this madness! I'll explain later. Now, go to the future.
Put the Futurator on your action bar, throw it, and go through to the future. Find the Citadel, and get to the top. It is somewhere nearby. At the top, protected with fire, will be the source of their power.
Do not fight anything! They are too strong! Just run.
Defeat Saminators in the Permafrost
Saminator 3/10: You survived! Thought I was sending you to a long walk on a short plank. This is great!
The source of their power is... a plasma fish? They are known to be delicious, but impossible to catch. I'll use this to calibrate my instruments to find any...problems in your timeline. Ah, I'm detecting three of these... let's call them Saminators... wandering in the Permafrost! Search there until you find these big black cyborg parrots. And defeat them. We shall prevent my future from happening.
Defeat Saminators in the Fae Forest
Saminator 4/10: Oh no! You defeated them, but there were more, and one of them sent a distress call. But... to whom?
Wait! This is terrible! They've activated a clone army! The future I tried to prevent is starting right now!
The message I just intercepted says to 'Take the Fae Forest'. Go there and stop their land forces!
Catch Fish (or Boots!)
Saminator 5/10: I have to come clean with you. I have a twin brother. We were the scourge of the seas, and we were everywhere at once... because there were two of us! But hard to find of course, because we were elusive pirates.
I stopped working out and lost a lot of muscle mass while he... got meaner. I set up shop in the Hub. But he... he went into hiding. He created the Saminators, and caused the future that we all will suffer with. I need to think about what I would do if I were him. Which I am, basically.
Get a few fish for me, would you? It helps me focus.
Defeat Graawk the Green
Saminator 6/10: OK, I've got a plan, and just in time. They are mounting their naval invasion!
He has 3 lieutenants. They are in invasion fleets in the Treasure Isles. Find the Graawk the Green. He's the best bombardier they have. He's on one of the ships; keep looking until you find him!
Defeat Raawk the Red
Saminator 7/10: Great work! Now, seek out Raawk the Red on another ship. He's the tactical genius. Defeating him will deprive them of their best military mind.
He also probably has better fish.
Defeat Baawk the Blue
Saminator 8/10: It's working! Now find and defeat Baawk the Blue. He's the best captain in the fleet. Without him they will be in disarray.
He'll have the best fish of all!
Defeat the Deserter Saminator
Saminator 9/10: You were a cannonball through their masts, that's for sure! Ships will mill about, but without their leaders, they are no longer a threat. You prevented my future, and for that, the world owes you thanks.
But all these plasma fish are still a mystery. You may have noticed that the Saminator sailors have collected diary pages from ...a stowaway perhaps? This person seems to know how to catch plasma fish. Find the final page! A deserter was spotted escaping to the desert with some papers. Find him and bring back the final page of these stowaway notes!
Catch Fish (or Boots!)
Saminator 10/10: Kevin? Where is Kevin? Kevin, come back! I think you misunderstood!
With the hints in these diary pages, and enough Trovians experimenting, we shall soon have the knowledge of how to catch this succulent seafood ourselves. All thanks to you, and of course the noble Kevin!
Well, you have saved the world from this great peril, Trovian. I shall return to the future now. An alternate one that is beautiful and pure.
Get me one more fish before I go, would you please?
Other
SAMINATOR
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Save the future, solve the mystery of plasma fishing!
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Dysblockian Future
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Dysblockian Future
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d00-dad Mk. IV Futurator
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A heavy brick of advanced technology.\n\nThe instructions read: Place on action bar. Toss nearby. Approach and walk through. Lasts 1 minute.\n\nCaution: the makers of the d00-dad Mk. IV Futurator are not responsible for temporal discontinuities or emotional distress.
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Diary Page 1/8
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Day 3\n\nI'm still stomping mad at the changes. Well I sure showed them. I voted with my feet. Now it's just this cheap diary and me down here in these server tunnels.
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Diary Page 2/8
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Day 22\n\nI'm so hungry. My fishing rod does not work in this plasma. I can see fish in there, but they don't react to my fishing rod at all. And I think… I think I saw Avarem in the plasma. What does that even mean?\n\nI'm still hopping mad, at the changes as well as the glue in this defective diary. I will keep trying to plasma fish.
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Diary Page 3/8
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Day 47\n\nHuge breakthrough yesterday! I was trying to plasma fish yet again, when I got so angry. I rage-ran into a wall and spilled everything I was carrying. Somehow the Robotic Salvage mixed with Sticky Ichor and Builder knows what else, and it coated my fishing rod.\n\nWhen I calmed down I did not know where I'd run to, but found my way back to… a fishing rod that works in plasma!
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Diary Page 4/8
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Day 78\n\nWhat the… several pages are missing from the diary! It's the lousy glue. I'm so steamed up I might just rage this diary straight into the forge! Well, I think I have confirmed my suspicion. Avarem IS a plasma fish operating the controls of a sophisticated Trovian-suit.\n\nWhat other reason could there be for keeping the delicious secret of plasma fish from us for so long?
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Diary Page 5/8
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Day 96\n\nI was relaxing after a delicious meal of Carmintine Crab last night, when a real surprise happened.\n\nI heard noises down the server racks! These things power all the computations in Neon City, so the fans blow pretty loud and it's easy for someone to sneak up. There has been no one down here with me for months now.\n\nThe newcomer appears to be a pirate parrot. He seems pretty angry. But not just tempermental… that's fine of course… but somehow… evil. I will spy on him and not reveal myself.
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Diary Page 6/8
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Day 127\n\nThe parrot is none other than the Dread Saltwater Sam! I heard about him… he was everywhere at once with his swashbucklers. Has he quit the world as well? I thought he settled down in the Hub to run a small business. He's working on some sort of fool technology to clone himself. Good luck with that. If THAT exploit succeeds I will quit for sure. \n\nHe is hungry. Should I teach him how to plasma fish? If I do, then a clone army might actually catch Avarem. Then I could get answers to why things up there changed. \n\nHmm. Maybe I should.
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Diary Page 7/8
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Day 235\n\nI'm so generous. I gently loot collected my lone plasma fishing rod into two pieces and hid half in the Dread Saltwater Sam's camp. OK, it was actually a fit of rage and I smashed the thing in half, but it turned out pretty well, considering. \n\nHe still does not know that I am here. But I know about him. And I think his clone army scheme is going to work. With any luck, they will be able to clone the half-rod and feed themselves, growing a strong army that will take over the world! I mean, it can't get more ruined than it already is.
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Diary Page 8/8
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Day 864\n\nThis is an outrage! \n\nThe clone army, bellies full with MY plasma fish, are now marching up to… to… I can't believe it. I overheard that they were going to… and this is exactly what I heard…' Make over the Fae for Rest'. A makeover? Instead of a world takeover? I'm so angry right now. Why do the Fae need a rest so badly anyways? They should be outraged like me, not resting! \n\nThat's it. I am so finished with this place. And this diary continues to lose pages – what's the point? No one will ever read this anyways. I'm finished! And I'm taking my plasma fishing secrets with me! \n\n-Kevin.
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Dysblockian Future
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Saltwater Sam was everywhere on the open seas…
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How could he be everywhere at once?
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Then one day, suddenly he was in the Hub.
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You know him now as the kind parrot who sells fishing rods.
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But in his day, he was quite fearsome.
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Well, here’s a little secret…
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…Saltwater Sam actually had a twin brother…
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…who wanted to keep up the pirate life…
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…but Sam was finished. He quit. Moved to the Hub.
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The twin kept the name Saltwater Sam…
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…but just as soon, disappeared!
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He needed computer parts…
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...to build a clone army!
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Use this to travel to the future. They are too strong. Avoid getting hit. Just run!
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What the devil? I thought this would be their power source or something.
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What did he yell? Something about a clone army?
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We have blunted their assault, but… this is how they take over the world?
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Gems don't crack in the future.
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Good work. There ought to be some fine plasma fish in these!
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Good work. There ought to be some great plasma fish in these!
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Good work. There ought to be some excellent plasma fish in these!
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The secret to fishing in plasma is... (read in Inventory/Crafting/High Value Items/Event)
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Only you control your future.
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