The Small Haberdasher's Geist,\nFrightful and scary\nIs not such a threat\nIf ye make it yer quarry.\n\nSeek ye dungeons aplenty,\nBoth uber and cold,\nIf another clue\nIs what ye wish to behold.\n\nBut cover-not yer peepers\nwith any but these,\nFor the geists' shimmer\nCamoflagues them with ease.\n\n- Q.M.

Quality Masque of Q.M.

The Hatastic Hat. A pain-and-a-half to craft.\nStubborn, specific, with thinking monolithic.\n\nNot deigning to be made, you just may hear it say,\n"No, my crafter. Not here, at least not on this day."\n\nDays of waiting, 'til it finally acceded,\n"I have arrived, you're welcome," it spoke, conceited.\n\nThe Highlanders they clapped, the hat arrived at last,\nOn this their day of Sun, and in their grasslands, vast.\n\n- Q.M.

The Hatastic Hat

The crown of the Starfather's chosen.

The Crown of Stars

The curse may still linger, keep at your peril.

The Tooth of Q'berus

"A staff for my staffer, complete with my face,\nTo remember me when away in your place.\n\nWorry-not, my friend, I shall leave you alone,\nFor despite how it looks this is not a phone.\n\nSo enjoy your weekends, wherever you go,\nI'll hold down the fort and 'keep things running slow'\n\nAnd heed my warning, wherever you may be,\nKeep your camo active for your own safety!"\n\n- Q.M.