Dread Saltwater Sam


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Day 127

The parrot is none other than the Dread Saltwater Sam! I heard about him… he was everywhere at once with his swashbucklers. Has he quit the world as well? I thought he settled down in the Hub to run a small business. He's working on some sort of fool technology to clone himself. Good luck with that. If THAT exploit succeeds I will quit for sure.

He is hungry. Should I teach him how to plasma fish? If I do, then a clone army might actually catch Avarem. Then I could get answers to why things up there changed.

Hmm. Maybe I should.

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Day 235

I'm so generous. I gently loot collected my lone plasma fishing rod into two pieces and hid half in the Dread Saltwater Sam's camp. OK, it was actually a fit of rage and I smashed the thing in half, but it turned out pretty well, considering.

He still does not know that I am here. But I know about him. And I think his clone army scheme is going to work. With any luck, they will be able to clone the half-rod and feed themselves, growing a strong army that will take over the world! I mean, it can't get more ruined than it already is.