Strings

This monkey mean serious business.

Armed Ape

Imbued with the Neolord's source code, and the fire of its burning soul.

Lambent Breath

Adorned with clippings from Trimach's wondrous whiskers.

Ancient Browblaster

Enchanted with Syluria's incisive intellect and direct approach to problems.

Moonbeam Maser

Like Khadavros's eye, it unerringly picks out those whose time has expired.

Null Gaze

Galenor's might imbues this pistol with the power to pierce to the bone, just like Permafrost's chill.

Icicle Skewer

This martial weapon launches blasts of starfire fueled by Stellaurion's power.

Meteoric Mageblade

Heartbreaker Pistol

Doom-O-Zap

Trusty Sidearm

Despite its size, it is often empty by the time the showdown starts.

Popcorn Propellant

Its inner workings are inscrutable.

E-Vac Volleyer

This kind of firepower hasn't been seen in centuries.

Retro Raygun

A worthwhile investment for budding bandits.

Bandolero's Bandslinger

Excellent Gun-Fu equipment.

Parrying Pistol

Lays a line that foes are loathe to cross.

Point Pistol

Weaponise your bioelectric field.

Bio-Shocker

Lobs volatile vegetables at foes to great effect.

Spud 'Sploder

A mysterious crystal with unknown powers.

Shimmering Shard

When it comes to disintegration, it doesn't blow hot and cold.

Visceral Ventifuge

A spring-loaded projectile ejector that is very comfy to wield.

Booster Ballistics

Not to be confused with the Can't Can, a much inferior weapon.

The Can Can

A wake-up call to anyone dreaming of attacking you.

Caffeine Cascade

Perfect for pinning down enemy positions.

Tactical Tack Gun

This retro radiator remains relevant repelling renegade robots.

Mirata Maser

Attacks by accelerating entropy around the target.

Orgone De-organizer

Despite its flighty appearance, this snipe is no yolk.