Strings

One of several hundred unique models, and enough for anybody.

Croquet Monster

Feeble, flimsy, and barely functional.

Rickety Rake

Excellent to taunt your foes with, after their defeat.

Traum-bonk

Delivers, rain or shine.

First-Class Stomper

Crafted from upcycled waste as a proof of concept for an entire line of weapons.

Green Glass Greatsword

An improbable implement, but its usefulness is indisputable.

Footsoldier's Footlamp

Its massive size means business.

Gilded Greatmaul

Causes both kinetic and acoustic concussions.

Shrieking Shredder

A hundred options leading to a single outcome.

Dialogue Tree

Lop-sided justice quickly loses its luster.

Gilded Arbiter

This blood-stained blade is a recurring character in many of history's darkest chapters.

Grief Giver

Innocuous to the innocent, mortal to the miscreant.

Thunderthrone Thresher

A cheap and unassuming combat utensil.

Homespun Halberd

A stylish sidearm for flashy fencers.

Refractive Rapier

A sword wielded by wealthy sand warriors.

Stylish Khopesh

Always bring one to a sword fight.

General's Gunsword

Made for men with money on their mind.

Glinteye Machete

A savage weapon fashioned from rare minerals.

Beryl Battler

Keeper of Kings, Disposer of Despots.

Tri-Kingdom Striker

Returns rebellious ruffians to the silky-smooth straight and narrow.

Tangle Tackler

Spun from dreams at the dawn of time by a duo of sibling deities.

Kin Keeper

This dead man lends no hands.

Greed's Grasp

Does it not bleed? Is it not lonely?

Heartfinder

A plain and simple perfomance stabber.

Shiny Shortsword

Facial grooming is a battlefield unto itself.

Steel Shaver