Strings

Complemented by a rain-proof longcoat or cloak, preferably black.

Red Mist Forecast

This avian avenger administers ample amounts of agony.

Flamingo of Pain

Even large lagomorphs are leery of this vicious vegetable.

Crunchy Crusher

Before it, even the indolent quicken to action.

Sloth Slayer

A mysterious weapon that has yet to meet its match.

Heartseeker

Blade of vengeance, never rest, never falter.

Ruinous Retributor

Hewn from sheet ice and shaped by a hateful heart.

Bitter Battleblade

Legend has it this sword is but one facet of a greater weapon forged in ancient times.

Black Dragon Sword

Scholars believe its origins lie in the Sundering, but lack concrete proof.

Molten Magmauler

Has a propensity to produce pyrotechnics when swung.

Kindling Cleaver

Delivers Direct Denial Of Sentience attacks.

Jammer Hammer

Highly effective against heavy armors like those found on combat vehicles and giant insects.

Carapace Cutter

Scientifically engineered for excellent sharpness.

Sine Slicer

Originally a surgical tool, it proved extremely useful in fighting undead.

Neon Necrotomizer

Exploits segmentation faults in the anatomy of your foes to cause catastrophic failures.

Null Piercer

Slowly leads its owner to a life of lawlessness.

Restless Scimitar

Send off your foes with a swing of this sweet slasher.

Fondant Farewell

Only noobs would nibble on their weapons.

Gnawed Chocosword

Fasidiously fashioned from the finest fudges.

Chiseled Choclaymore

The exquisite craftsmanship of this weapon is worthy of display in any grand cathedral.

Candied Crystal Cleaver

It is whispered that this titanic weapon was wielded by Eis-Crom himself.

Colossal Candorian Claymore

A weapon from happier days, it has seen much strife since.

Halcyon Hammer

It's all well and good until someone gets hit over the head with it.

Striking Strings

Cooks foes to perfection.

Streak Sear

How easy it is to subvert a tool's function.

Partition Punisher