Strings

Many sages have sought to decode its secrets over the ages.

Ancient Cipher

A different way of upping your game.

Crippling Handicapper

This chilly chopper has fought countless foes to a standstill.

Fiendish Frostrender

Bringer of bouncy, bird-shaped beatings.

Rubber Chicken

A slime-skewering sword shaped from stainless steel.

Slime Slayer

Nodes of resistance operate in the shadows of Neon City.

Dissenting Dissector

Tills the toughest soils and spills your foes' spoils.

Antimatter Mattock

Born of humble origins, its name is now synonymous with epic adventure.

Frosting Fantasy

Symbol of sand sovereignty.

Sun Scepter

Armament of those appointed to battlefield leadership.

Front Commissioner

Strikes with bone-rattling force.

Dual Estoc

Gives your foes plenty to chew on with its devastating deliciousness.

Choc-Covered Caramel Crusher

Forged in fire to utter perfection.

Smorestack Smasher

Dispenses some sweet along with bitter defeat.

Gumball Beater

Too heavy a weight to bring down on anything's shoulders.

Worldly Woe

Dispenser of discipline from dawn to dusk.

Paddle of Punishment

Safety first.

Secure Transaction Protocol

The break-face of champions.

Sunny Sideslapper

None can withstand flavor of this magnitude.

Battering Dog

Marshalling the rhythm of battle.

Ironband Clubber

Will have the last word, no matter what.

Vociferous Opinionator

A fabled relic from a bygone Golden Age.

Aurous Sunsword

Dropping the battle bass.

Synth Popper

Inducer of dirt naps.

Dream Drubber

It has disciplined dozens of disciples over the decades.

Shorn Shinai