Strings

A specialty served by superior goose-cookers.

Thymed Turkeynator

A cruel weapon, fit for those with callous disregard for the lives of others.

Short Shrift Shanker

Its unscarred surface shows it hasn't seen much use yet.

Burnished Bokken

Nobody wants monsters on their cornestone lawn.

Turf Trimmer

Channels its wielder's capacity to change the cosmos.

Wishful Wand

Requires skill and deftness to use properly.

Dextrous Machination

Remakes your foes in its image.

Bisected Blade

Sharp and well-balanced, perfect for both kitchen and battlefield.

T-Blade Hatchet

The blade seems too small for the length of the shaft.

Unbalanced Battle Axe

It mourns, yet it battles on.

Greensteel Griever

Said to whip up sweeping whirlwinds and sandstorms when swung.

Weeping Windscythe

It is really hard to stop once you start to chop.

Hooked Hacker

Flattens foes with little fuss or fanfare.

Plain Pummeler

Its exaggeratedly large head can be a little problematic at times.

Longblade Lacerator

Enchanted to make all scenes it records extra-glamorous.

Envisioned Vanity

When four-stone doesn't make you sore, you are a cadet no more.

Deft Adept's Mace

It does one job, and it does that job really, really well.

Spiked Smasher

Its mission is precision incision.

Surgical Slasher

Tales about its origins are many and often contradictory.

Justice Leek

Nelson's use of the phrase 'hitting the nail on the head' was... different.

Nelson Board

Some apples are grown for the kitchen, and some are grown for the battlefield.

Red Bellicose

Despite being repaired, its power has been greatly diminished.

Reforged Reaver

It has a positive derivative all along its edge.

Sigmoid Sabre

Conflicts among the powerful tend to be finalized by generals and assassins.

Noble Negotiator

Inlaid with gold, not for style, but for weight.

Heavy Hitter