Lunar Lancer

Lance Stormcaller "Dark Side Lunar Lancer"

I stab things. Really. I do so because it is fun. I hail from the dark side of the moon, swooping in to battle and out of danger. My speed is unmatched. I borrow the candies of the dark side Candy Barbarians to empower me farther for unmatched stabbing speed while in Sugar-Rush Lunatic mode.

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I stab things. Really. I do so because it is fun. I hail from the dark side of the moon, swooping in to battle and out of danger. My speed is unmatched. I borrow the candies of the dark side Candy Barbarians to empower me farther for unmatched stabbing speed while in Sugar-Rush Lunatic mode.

Can't say more. If you knew more, you wouldn't know more since that's all there is to say.